Johnny ****ing Cage is the real reason to see this sequel. I’m pretty sure I’ve mentioned in my review of the first “Mortal Kombat” reboot that I’ve never played the game before, […]
Mortal Kombat II
Swapped
Cute critters and birds changes species and give us a charming animated film. “Swapped” says it’s a body swap animated movie, but it’s not like Jamie Lee Curtis and Lindsay Lohan being […]
Animal Farm
This animated movie is a pigsty. I’ve read George Orwell’s book “Animal Farm” and watched the 1954 animated feature in high school, and believe me, this is not grade school stuff. This […]
The Super Mario Galaxy Movie
Hey, you not very goo-d! See you next time with a better sequel! Yes, it’s confirmed that I have “The Super Mario Bros. Movie” a positive review three years ago, despite the […]
The Pout-Pout Fish
A cute and kind-hearted fish movie even with its hooks. Think about how the animated film version of the children’s book “The Pout-Pout Fish” is basically going for that “Shrek” meets “Finding […]
Dracula
No blood transfusions for this vampire movie. Here’s how Luc Besson’s version of “Dracula” begins. When a 15th century prince throws his sword to save his wife, he pierces both the assassin […]
The SpongeBob Movie: Search for SquarePants
Fans will be ready for this spongy sequel. When the hit Nickelodeon animated series “SpongeBob SquarePants” did a “Snow White” parody called “Snow Yellow,” my reaction was: “You know what “Snow Yellow” […]
Avatar: Fire & Ash
Great visuals try to overcome familiar territory. There are many questions in “Avatar: Fire & Ash.” Will Jake Sully ever know the difference between a soldier and a son? If Spider is […]
The Secret Agent
The only place Wagner Moura is safe is in this great review. Don’t let the title “The Secret Agent” fool you. This isn’t a spy movie. It’s a Brazilian drama about a […]
Eternity
A smart love triangle in the afterlife. We begin with an elderly couple arriving at a gender reveal party, only for the old man played by Barry Primus to suddenly die and […]
