He-Man gets a He-Movie that could have been better. When young Adam tells his date, his classmates, his roommate, and his boss that he comes from a fantasy world and only a […]
Masters of the Universe
Spider-Noir
Nicolas Cage is the right man to play this Spider Person, see? The best animated film of 2018, “Spider-Man Into the Spider-Verse,” gave us a few different spider people, and out of […]
Star Wars: The Mandalorian and Grogu
See this series to movie transition you should. I’m a late bloomer when it comes to TV shows, but there are those I do catch up on and watch. “The Mandalorian” is […]
Mortal Kombat II
Johnny ****ing Cage is the real reason to see this sequel. I’m pretty sure I’ve mentioned in my review of the first “Mortal Kombat” reboot that I’ve never played the game before, […]
Swapped
Cute critters and birds changes species and give us a charming animated film. “Swapped” says it’s a body swap animated movie, but it’s not like Jamie Lee Curtis and Lindsay Lohan being […]
Animal Farm
This animated movie is a pigsty. I’ve read George Orwell’s book “Animal Farm” and watched the 1954 animated feature in high school, and believe me, this is not grade school stuff. This […]
The Super Mario Galaxy Movie
Hey, you not very goo-d! See you next time with a better sequel! Yes, it’s confirmed that I have “The Super Mario Bros. Movie” a positive review three years ago, despite the […]
The Pout-Pout Fish
A cute and kind-hearted fish movie even with its hooks. Think about how the animated film version of the children’s book “The Pout-Pout Fish” is basically going for that “Shrek” meets “Finding […]
Dracula
No blood transfusions for this vampire movie. Here’s how Luc Besson’s version of “Dracula” begins. When a 15th century prince throws his sword to save his wife, he pierces both the assassin […]
The SpongeBob Movie: Search for SquarePants
Fans will be ready for this spongy sequel. When the hit Nickelodeon animated series “SpongeBob SquarePants” did a “Snow White” parody called “Snow Yellow,” my reaction was: “You know what “Snow Yellow” […]
