Alright, Mr. De-Minion, I’m ready for my close-up. You could say: the Minions are big; it’s their pictures that got small. I didn’t care for “Minions: The Rise of Gru” and “Despicable […]
Minions & Monsters
Toy Story 5
I still can’t say “No” to Woody, Buzz, or Jessie. “Toy Story 5” now focuses on how kids are more into texting and gaming than playing with toys. Funny, I think “Wallace […]
I Am Frankelda
A real page turner of the nightmarish world this young woman creates. “I Am Frankelda” is Mexico’s first stop-motion animated feature, and it almost plays like a bizarre cross between “Beauty and […]
Jinsei
A visually impressive, but confusing animated movie about a man going by many names. “Jinsei” means “life” in Japanese, and I guess the new animated feature deserves that title. As we begin […]
Swapped
Cute critters and birds changes species and give us a charming animated film. “Swapped” says it’s a body swap animated movie, but it’s not like Jamie Lee Curtis and Lindsay Lohan being […]
Animal Farm
This animated movie is a pigsty. I’ve read George Orwell’s book “Animal Farm” and watched the 1954 animated feature in high school, and believe me, this is not grade school stuff. This […]
The Super Mario Galaxy Movie
Hey, you not very goo-d! See you next time with a better sequel! Yes, it’s confirmed that I have “The Super Mario Bros. Movie” a positive review three years ago, despite the […]
The Pout-Pout Fish
A cute and kind-hearted fish movie even with its hooks. Think about how the animated film version of the children’s book “The Pout-Pout Fish” is basically going for that “Shrek” meets “Finding […]
Hoppers
Frankly, my dear, I do give a dam about this great Pixar film. When the young animal activist Mabel finds out her biology teachers have developed robot animals called “Hoppers,” in which […]
GOAT
This goat can sure eat cans and shoot hoops. We all know that GOAT means “Greatest of All Time.” So I guess the assumption made by Sony Picture Animation was: “Why not […]
