An Italian road trip movie with a bratty young passenger. “The Kidnapping of Arabella” is an Italian film and the first to have Chris Pine speaking in a non-English language role, and […]
The Kidnapping of Arabella
Evil Dead Burn
Another “Evil Dead” worthy of your evil time. See this graphic above my “Evil Dead Burn” review? That’s one of the possessed characters having the “Here’s Johnny” look, but instead she says: […]
Moana (2026)
The ocean chose wrong on this unnecessary remake. Important distinction: the 2016 Disney animated musical “Moana” was a delightful movie made with some “Little Mermaid” spirits by John Musker and Ron Clements. […]
Enola Holmes 3
Sherlock Holmes’ little sister still has some spunk in her. The first two “Enola Holmes” were charming and delightful additions to the whodunit genre, and they were both based off of Nancy […]
Young Washington
A small cherry tree that should have grown a little taller. “Young Washington” tells the story of George Washington in his youth before his part in the American Revolution and before he […]
Enola Holmes 1 and 2
To prepare you for number three, here’s how the first two delighted me. I’ve made a big mistake of not reviewing the first two “Enola Holmes” movies on Netflix, but with the […]
Minions & Monsters
Alright, Mr. De-Minion, I’m ready for my close-up. You could say: the Minions are big; it’s their pictures that got small. I didn’t care for “Minions: The Rise of Gru” and “Despicable […]
The Get Out
The new Russell Crowe crime movie needs some more bullets. Important distinction: try not to get “The Get Out” confused” with “Get Out.” When you ask someone, I would advise you say: […]
Lucky Strike
There’s not enough ammo in this generic WWII thriller. Six years ago, I praised the Afghanistan War movie “The Outpost,” which was well-paced, well-acted, and riveting. Six years later, I’m criticizing the […]
Supergirl
We might as well call this movie “Stuporgirl.” “Supergirl” represents Superman’s cousin Kara Zor-El A.K.A. Supergirl as a young drunk played by Mily Alcock and trying to numb the pain of her […]
