This Hasbro animated prequel just got an oil change and it delivers. Before he was Optimus Prime, his name was Orion Pax. Before he was Megatron, his name was D-16. And before […]
Transformers One
Borderlands
Yet another video game movie that is a pile of butt release. “Borderlands” is based off a video game, and looks like if “Mad Max” and “Guardians of the Galaxy” had a […]
Saving Bikini Bottom: The Sandy Cheeks Movie
SpongeBob and Sandy must deal with a scary villain, a wasted family reunion, and a stupid plot. I have so many questions and comments about the new villain of “Saving Bikini Bottom: […]
Harold and the Purple Crayon
This needs less cliches and more colors. “Harold and the Purple Crayon” is a celebrated children’s book, published in 1955 by Crockett Johnson. I haven’t read the book, but I understand the […]
Twisters
These tornados will definitely keep you in your seats. A decade ago, we had “Into the Storm,” which I hated and felt it was a bombastic version of the 1996 special effects […]
Despicable Me 4
Number 4 is fun no more. Animated movies have different approaches towards kids and adults. It’s all based on how the viewers are able to view the movie or whether or not […]
Inside Out 2
Every bit as emotional as the original The original Disney/Pixar film “Inside Out” was the first animated movie I named the best film of any year, which was 2015. It was the […]
The Acolyte
The force is strong with this sibling rivalry. “The Acolyte” is the latest made-for-Disney+ “Star Wars” series that takes places about a century before “The Phantom Menace.” At the end of the […]
Atlas
Jennifer Lopez’s AI movie is too artificial for anyone’s tastes. Let me be clear. So far this decade, only “Halftime” and “This is Me…. Now” are the better and smarter Jennifer Lopez […]
The Garfield Movie
Big fat hairy deal. I guess Garfield is so fat that his collar and tag has been hidden under his fur this whole time. I guess this is a cartoon, so we’re […]
