How Millie Bobby Brown Trains This Dragon. I’m so received the female-led Marvel movie “Madame Web” is bombing at the box office, because the more time has passed, the more irritated I’ve […]
Damsel
Kung Fu Panda 4
This 4th entry lacks the kung fu that elevated the franchise. I really enjoyed the first three “Kung Fu Panda” films, because of the way they were able to broaden their horizons […]
Spaceman
Adam Sandler gets a trippy space age trip with my least favorite insect. To quote Ron Weasley in “Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets,” “Why spiders? Why couldn’t it be “follow […]
Dune: Part Two
A Sci-Fi sequel that keeps pushing itself to new limits. When we last saw the House of Atreides heir Paul Atreides (Timothee Chalamet) in the first part of “Dune,” he joins his […]
No Way Up
Sharks on a Plane? Me No Think So. There’s one thing riveting about “No Way Up.” The production design of the airplane sinking at the bottom of the Pacific Ocean. At this […]
Madame Web
My Spidey Senses are tingling: this movie sucks. I want to say how proud I am of you loyal readers. I’m proud of you for not accusing me of being a jerk […]
Orion and the Dark
We can all see in the dark here. There isn’t much theatrical kids movies in theaters at the moment, so it would make sense to that “Migration” and “Wonka” are what the […]
The Kitchen
A Netflix movie about class and social order. Not to be confused with the Melissa McCarthy crime film “The Kitchen,” which I didn’t review. But rather the new made-for-Netflix Sci-Fi drama “The […]
The Book of Clarence
Jeymes Samuel’s satire of biblical proportions. “The Book of Clarence” seems to be such a fan of “Hamilton” and “Monty Python’s Life of Brian,” that it decides to combine them together for […]
Aquaman and the Lost Kingdom
This DCEU sequel drowns in its own dampness. This has been a very bad year for the DCEU. “Shazam: Fury of the Gods,” “The Flash,” and “Blue Beetle” have all bombed miserably […]
