The seaweed isn’t already greener for this Alien” meets “20,000 Leagues Under the Sea” borefest. Let’s begin this scathing review of “Underwater,” an “Alien” meets “20,000 Leagues Under the Sea” cash grab, […]
Underwater
Doctor Sleep
It lives up to the Stanley Kubrick classic in almost every way. We all can’t resist the true horrors inside Stephen King’s “The Shining.” The nostalgia it has sparked, the memorable characters […]
The Lighthouse
Dafoe and Pattinson both go mad in Robert Egger’s latest masterwork. You recall in my “Midsommar” review when I admitted one of my fears? It would be me standing out in a […]
Zombieland: Double Tap
The zombie killers are back, and so are their rules. The rules of “Zombieland” are simple: Cardio (the fat guy dies quick), Double Tap (make sure the zombie stays dead), Beware of […]
It: Chapter Two
Too many demons, but something wicked this way comes. There’s a similar reaction to “Avengers: Infinity War” and “Endgame,” and “The Matrix Reloaded” and “Revolutions.” It was a Pennywise choice to split […]
Ready or Not
For horror fans, this is one wedding reception you won’t want to miss. There’s a synopsis in “Ready or Not” that you’re going to think is terrible, and I don’t blame you. […]
Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark
There’s a story inside the stories that makes it likable. I’ve been skeptical about whether or not I should dish on “Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark,” because of how most […]
Crawl
Them gators look fake, but the thrills and stars are real The best movie to rip off “Jaws” is “Deep Blue Sea” from 20 years ago. It was no shark masterpiece at […]
Midsommar
It’s deranged, it’s disturbing, it’s long, and yet, it’s watchable. As a kid, my biggest fear is standing out in a field midday by myself, and hearing a loud scream. I would […]
Child’s Play (2019)
This reboot should have stayed in the box or in the factory where it was produced. I just praised “Toy Story 4” for possessing the heart and imagination the other three movies, […]
