An “On, sh*t, son!” of a sequel. This new “Scary Movie” could be considered to be what “Scream” (2022) referred to as a “requel,” which means it’s both a sequel and reboot. […]
Scary Movie (2026)
Backrooms
I like to see Alice walk through this looking glass. Would you believe me if I told you that the new psychological horror movie “Backrooms,” starring Chiwetel Ejiofor and Renate Reinsve, was […]
Passenger
This horror movie runs out of gas before it reaches the intersection. Important distinction: these crappy films are a decade apart from each other, but I still don’t want you readers to […]
Obsession
A horror movie that’s attached to you. In the new horror movie “Obsession,” the only way the young man Bear (Michael Johnston from “Teen Wolf”) can gain the confidence of telling his […]
Deep Water
“Thrash” and “No Way Up,” eat your hearts out. Important distinction: try not to get this “Deep Water” confused with the Ben Affleck movie of the same name. “Deep Water” is another […]
Hokum
Adam Scott doesn’t get writer’s block in this great horror film. After my viewing of the new NEON horror film “Hokum,” I held an elevator open for a fellow critic named Mike, […]
Lee Cronin’s The Mummy
It needs a new roll of toilet paper. No, new “Mummy” movie is not an adventure film like the Brendan Fraser movies nor is it a comedy like Abbot and Costello meet […]
Thrash
Baby Shark Don’t, Don’t, Don’t. “Thrash” tells the story of a Category 5 hurricane that attacks the coast of South Carolina, and brings in some hungry bull sharks in a neighborhood. We’ve […]
Exit 8
Lost in Transit. Found in Entertainment. We begin to watch the new Japanese thriller “Exit 8” through the eyes of the main protagonist as he’s getting on a subway, walks around the […]
Forbidden Fruits
You’ll be glad the snake told you to see this movie. “Forbidden Fruits” is inspired by the play called “Of the women came the beginning of sin, and through her we all […]
