Hippity-hoppity, the Dust Bunny on its way. The NYC apartment complex the hitman and girl live in has yellow walls and aqua stairs with snakes painted on them. That’s in the daytime, […]
Dust Bunny
Five Nights at Freddy’s 2
Still the wrong pizza toppings. The film version of the video game “Five Nights at Freddy’s” was a big hit with fans, despite the fact that it was devoid of imagination and […]
Keeper
Not one of Osgood Perkin’s better films. We begin with a montage of different women from different settings to the tune of Mickey and Sylvia’s “Love is Strange,” and ending with a […]
Frankenstein
Guillermo Del Toro stitches up one Hell of a monster movie. Seeing Guillermo Del Toro’s vision of “Frankenstein” on 35MM film is almost like watching a classic film on screen. You can […]
Shelby Oaks
The found footage is scarier than the rest of this movie. “Shelby Oaks” opens as a splice between a found footage movie and mockumentary, as Riley Brennan, the host of the YouTube […]
The Hand That Rocks the Cradle (2025)
A nanny remake that tries to be different, but ends up getting paid less. The new made-for-Hulu horror film “The Hand That Rocks the Cradle” is a remake of the 1992 movie. […]
The Black Phone 2
The Grabber basically goes Freddy Kruger in this worthy sequel. If you recall “The Black Phone,” Mason Thames played a kid named Finney, who was abducted by Ethan Hawke’s serial killer “The […]
Good Boy
Bow Wow Wow! This movie is creepy. We’re supposed to see “Good Boy” through the perspective of the dog. It’s not a POV movie where the humans would speak gibberish nor does […]
Coyotes
This B-movie with coyotes howls too much with cliches and pent up energy. The opening of “Coyotes” suggests that the California wildfires have basically sent coyotes to rural and suburban areas. That’s […]
Bone Lake
These couples are doubled booked with blood and sex. We begin with a naked couple running in the woods from a killer with a crossbow. One of them gets pierced through their […]
