The found footage is scarier than the rest of this movie. “Shelby Oaks” opens as a splice between a found footage movie and mockumentary, as Riley Brennan, the host of the YouTube […]
Shelby Oaks
The Hand That Rocks the Cradle (2025)
A nanny remake that tries to be different, but ends up getting paid less. The new made-for-Hulu horror film “The Hand That Rocks the Cradle” is a remake of the 1992 movie. […]
The Black Phone 2
The Grabber basically goes Freddy Kruger in this worthy sequel. If you recall “The Black Phone,” Mason Thames played a kid named Finney, who was abducted by Ethan Hawke’s serial killer “The […]
Good Boy
Bow Wow Wow! This movie is creepy. We’re supposed to see “Good Boy” through the perspective of the dog. It’s not a POV movie where the humans would speak gibberish nor does […]
Coyotes
This B-movie with coyotes howls too much with cliches and pent up energy. The opening of “Coyotes” suggests that the California wildfires have basically sent coyotes to rural and suburban areas. That’s […]
Bone Lake
These couples are doubled booked with blood and sex. We begin with a naked couple running in the woods from a killer with a crossbow. One of them gets pierced through their […]
Him
No touchdowns for this horror movie. Jordan Peele has given himself a name in the horror genre with “Get Out,” “Us,” and “Nope,” and has been able to take on other films […]
The Long Walk
A Stephen King movie that gets its steps in. If you’re on a long walk that requires you to walk 3 MPH or else you get shot, and you have to water […]
Rabbit Trap
It sounds like we need to elevate this horror movie a lot more. We start seeing voices on a transmission, as if “Rabbit Trap” was supposed to be a Sci-Fi survival thriller. […]
The Conjuring: Last Rites
The emotions have better spirits than the demons do. It’s 1986, and Ed and Lorraine Warren would be asked by a student of theirs: “So are you guys like Ghostbusters?” Their answer: […]
