A dangerous and unvaccinated zombie sequel made by the original filmmakers. When I reviewed “28 Days Later” in my 2020 article “How to Survive a Virus Flick,” I mentioned how it did […]
28 Years Later
Dangerous Animals
Now this is a shark movie made for the 2020s. Since I’ve skipped the “Sharknado” and “Meg” movies, I’ve said the following statements for the most recent shark movies. For “No Way […]
I Don’t Understand You
An accidental murder comedy that could have been livelier. I don’t mean to offend anyone, but before my family and I flew to Italy in 2012, I heard two people speaking in […]
Bring Her Back
A horror movie a social worker wouldn’t want you to see, but you have to anyway. Danny and Michael Philippou, the twin Australian filmmakers whose “Talk To Me” was a big hit […]
Final Destination: Bloodlines
A fun sequel that’s still a matter of life and death. I already have my reasons for why I don’t get any kind of piercings, even before “Final Destination: Bloodlines” came out. […]
Clown in a Cornfield
This horror movie clowns around too much. Take a horror movie like “Heart Eyes” and acknowledge the new directions it was taking within the genre. Take the latest “Scream” movies and appreciate […]
Rosario
A horror movie with honest family values, but not much terrors. We begin with little Rosario wearing a white dress-all sweet and innocent-and celebrating at a party. She’s the kind of girl […]
The Shrouds
A sharp way for Cronenberg to examine the dead. David Cronenberg is a brilliant, bizarre, and absorbing filmmaker, who is able to take certain audiences in his own visionary world. And by […]
Sinners
There’s not a moment to miss in Ryan Coogler’s electrifying vampire movie. Months after praising Bill Skarsgard’s performance and Robert Eggers’ direction in the new version of “Nosferatu,” we have another vampire […]
Death of a Unicorn
You mess with the unicorn, you get the horn. This is me talking to the parents who see the word “Unicorn” on the “Death of a Unicorn” poster. This is not for […]
