It’s not environmentally friendly, but it is theater friendly. “The Toxic Avenger” is a remake of the 1986 cult movie about a janitor who becomes the deformed superhero The Toxic Avenger, thanks […]
The Toxic Avenger
Weapons
An original horror movie with daring and thought-provoking ambitions. The poster and trailer makes the concept of “Weapons” quite clear. “Last Night At 2:17 AM, Every Child Out of Mrs. Gandy’s Class […]
Together
The body horror film that literally gets under your skin. Dave Franco and Alison Brie are a real life married couple, and their new movie together would happen to be a body […]
I Know What You Did Last Summer
I know what this sequel needs: originality. The 1997 horror film “I Know What You Did Last Summer” was based on Lois Duncan’s novel and written for the screen by Kevin Williamson, […]
M3GAN 2.0
A sequel that likes to upgrade itself, but feels more like a downgrade. Last week, I received a comment on my 1-star review of “The Electric State.” I don’t know if it […]
28 Years Later
A dangerous and unvaccinated zombie sequel made by the original filmmakers. When I reviewed “28 Days Later” in my 2020 article “How to Survive a Virus Flick,” I mentioned how it did […]
Dangerous Animals
Now this is a shark movie made for the 2020s. Since I’ve skipped the “Sharknado” and “Meg” movies, I’ve said the following statements for the most recent shark movies. For “No Way […]
I Don’t Understand You
An accidental murder comedy that could have been livelier. I don’t mean to offend anyone, but before my family and I flew to Italy in 2012, I heard two people speaking in […]
Bring Her Back
A horror movie a social worker wouldn’t want you to see, but you have to anyway. Danny and Michael Philippou, the twin Australian filmmakers whose “Talk To Me” was a big hit […]
Final Destination: Bloodlines
A fun sequel that’s still a matter of life and death. I already have my reasons for why I don’t get any kind of piercings, even before “Final Destination: Bloodlines” came out. […]
