The best of the series has the dumbest hero of the series. When I did an article called “How to Survive a Virus Flick” during the COVID-19 pandemic, I’ve mentioned that the […]
Resident Evil (2026)
Shaun the Sheep: The Beast of Mossy Bottom
Shaun Blinded Me With Science, and it’s fun. 30 years have passed since Nick Park won his third Oscar for his third “Wallace & Gromit” adventure “A Close Shave,” which introduced us […]
Hope
I hope you see this cool alien movie. Watching the new South Korean alien movie “Hope” reminds me of my youth. When I was learning all about the joys of independent and […]
Onslaught
A bad ass heroine gets overshadowed by wall-to-wall violence. “Onslaught” is a movie that wants to be in some parallel dimension where Quentin Tarantino made his own version of “Civil War” and […]
Buddy
A killer Barney movie that’s all goofy voices and blood and less daring. “Buddy” is a horror comedy of sorts that seems to be some kind of cross between “Barney & Friends,” […]
Insidious: Out of the Further
Can we please get out of the Further soon? When I closed out my review of “Insidious: The Red Door,” I said: “I think we can agree the Further should be closed […]
It Ends
No traffic jams for this road trip psychological thriller. We had “Backrooms” last May, which took place inside the walls of a furniture store. Nobody knows why or how all of this […]
Ice Cream Man
I scream, you scream, we all scream at this melted slaughterhouse. I like to think that Eli Roth’s latest gore fest “Ice Cream Man” is partly inspired by the kids in “Weapons.” […]
Teenage Sex and Death at Camp Miasma
80s horror nostalgia and lesbianism deliver in Jane Schoenbrun’s latest gem. It often happens, but a person would end up in the wrong theater, thinking that the movie they were supposed to […]
Evil Dead Burn
Another “Evil Dead” worthy of your evil time. See this graphic above my “Evil Dead Burn” review? That’s one of the possessed characters having the “Here’s Johnny” look, but instead she says: […]
