This zombie movie should be expelled from school. “This is Not a Test” is one of the weakest zombie movies I have ever seen. It’s one that tries to enter “28 Days […]
This is Not a Test
Dracula
No blood transfusions for this vampire movie. Here’s how Luc Besson’s version of “Dracula” begins. When a 15th century prince throws his sword to save his wife, he pierces both the assassin […]
Send Help
Sam Raimi continues his brilliant horror tricks on a deserted island. “Send Help” is almost like a better version of what Guy Ritchie was trying to do when he remade “Swept Away” […]
28 Years Later: The Bone Temple
A zombie franchise that gets better and better When we last saw young Spike (Alfie Williams) in “28 Years Later,” we found him finding the doctor Dr. Ian Kelson (Ralph Fiennes) at […]
Primate
It might as well be subtitled: “Blood and Bananas.” “Primate” is probably the movie I wanted out of the new “Anaconda” movie. It’s a creature feature that takes advantage of the carnage […]
We Bury the Dead
How to let go of the dead and undead. The zombie genre of “We Bury the Dead” takes place after a military experiment gone wrong off the coast of Tasmanian, Australia. Half […]
Dust Bunny
Hippity-hoppity, the Dust Bunny on its way. The NYC apartment complex the hitman and girl live in has yellow walls and aqua stairs with snakes painted on them. That’s in the daytime, […]
Five Nights at Freddy’s 2
Still the wrong pizza toppings. The film version of the video game “Five Nights at Freddy’s” was a big hit with fans, despite the fact that it was devoid of imagination and […]
Keeper
Not one of Osgood Perkin’s better films. We begin with a montage of different women from different settings to the tune of Mickey and Sylvia’s “Love is Strange,” and ending with a […]
Frankenstein
Guillermo Del Toro stitches up one Hell of a monster movie. Seeing Guillermo Del Toro’s vision of “Frankenstein” on 35MM film is almost like watching a classic film on screen. You can […]
