For horror fans, this is one wedding reception you won’t want to miss. There’s a synopsis in “Ready or Not” that you’re going to think is terrible, and I don’t blame you. […]
Ready or Not
Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark
There’s a story inside the stories that makes it likable. I’ve been skeptical about whether or not I should dish on “Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark,” because of how most […]
Them That Follow
The actors are fighting their demons, but the movie feels like shedded snake skin. The only religious movies I prefer to dish on are ones from the past like “The Ten Commandments” […]
The Art of Self-Defense
The honesty and comedy of black-belt karate is attacked by violence The comedy hidden inside the darkness of “The Art of Self-Defense” is the specifics. Each character lays out honest details. Examples: […]
Crawl
Them gators look fake, but the thrills and stars are real The best movie to rip off “Jaws” is “Deep Blue Sea” from 20 years ago. It was no shark masterpiece at […]
Midsommar
It’s deranged, it’s disturbing, it’s long, and yet, it’s watchable. As a kid, my biggest fear is standing out in a field midday by myself, and hearing a loud scream. I would […]
Child’s Play (2019)
This reboot should have stayed in the box or in the factory where it was produced. I just praised “Toy Story 4” for possessing the heart and imagination the other three movies, […]
Child’s Play (1988)
To prepare you for the new one, here’s my review of the original. The new version of “Child’s Play” with Mark Hamill voicing the demon doll Chucky opens this Friday. So, I’ve […]
Ma
Octavia Spencer is fine on almost every level, but the third act loses The Help. “Ma” is a horror movie that only works in its first two acts and then loses its […]
Like Shaft, Like Shaft
These cats are cool, but their movies lack scripts. The new “Shaft” movie opens this June, and it reunites Samuel L. Jackson as John Shaft II and Richard Roundtree as John Shaft […]
