A sad and poignant stop motion opus. You know stop motion animation is maturing if we get snail semen, a judge being canned for masturbating, firecrackers exploding cotton, a sleazy magic shop […]
Memoir of a Snail
Piece by Piece
A Lego Movie doc that will make you Happy. I felt bad that “The Lego Movie 2: The Second Part” failed to outgross the original film for Warner Bros., which why we’re […]
The Wild Robot
One of the best animated films of the decade. There has been a lot of talk about animation being taken over by AI, which is also threatening to take over other things. […]
Transformers One
This Hasbro animated prequel just got an oil change and it delivers. Before he was Optimus Prime, his name was Orion Pax. Before he was Megatron, his name was D-16. And before […]
Saving Bikini Bottom: The Sandy Cheeks Movie
SpongeBob and Sandy must deal with a scary villain, a wasted family reunion, and a stupid plot. I have so many questions and comments about the new villain of “Saving Bikini Bottom: […]
Harold and the Purple Crayon
This needs less cliches and more colors. “Harold and the Purple Crayon” is a celebrated children’s book, published in 1955 by Crockett Johnson. I haven’t read the book, but I understand the […]
Despicable Me 4
Number 4 is fun no more. Animated movies have different approaches towards kids and adults. It’s all based on how the viewers are able to view the movie or whether or not […]
Inside Out 2
Every bit as emotional as the original The original Disney/Pixar film “Inside Out” was the first animated movie I named the best film of any year, which was 2015. It was the […]
Robot Dreams
Another family movie with a tin man who has a testimonial. It’s obvious that the Jennifer Lopez AI movie “Atlas” would be Netflix’s most popular new movie last weekend, because if it’s […]
The Garfield Movie
Big fat hairy deal. I guess Garfield is so fat that his collar and tag has been hidden under his fur this whole time. I guess this is a cartoon, so we’re […]
