35 years of a great sequel you’ll be back for. Two weeks in a row, we have gotten mediocre action movies like “Mutiny” and “The Dog Stars” in a summer when blockbusters […]
Terminator 2: Judgement Day
Insidious: Out of the Further
Can we please get out of the Further soon? When I closed out my review of “Insidious: The Red Door,” I said: “I think we can agree the Further should be closed […]
Super Troopers 3
911! My emergency is this bad sequel! When I was in my early teens, I’ve enjoyed watching the first “Super Troopers” with my dad at a friend’s house. And I’ve been quoting: […]
Spider-Man: Brand New Day
No headaches for this sequel, even if the hero is suffering from them. If you recall the last entry “Spider-Man: No Way Home,” Peter Parker tampered with Doctor Strange’s spell to the […]
Evil Dead Burn
Another “Evil Dead” worthy of your evil time. See this graphic above my “Evil Dead Burn” review? That’s one of the possessed characters having the “Here’s Johnny” look, but instead she says: […]
Enola Holmes 3
Sherlock Holmes’ little sister still has some spunk in her. The first two “Enola Holmes” were charming and delightful additions to the whodunit genre, and they were both based off of Nancy […]
Jackass: Best and Last
The finale that delivers on the pain, poop, and prostate exams done by robots. I just saw an Instagram video where guys were running into random spots to try to enter the […]
Toy Story 5
I still can’t say “No” to Woody, Buzz, or Jessie. “Toy Story 5” now focuses on how kids are more into texting and gaming than playing with toys. Funny, I think “Wallace […]
Scary Movie (2026)
An “On, sh*t, son!” of a sequel. This new “Scary Movie” could be considered to be what “Scream” (2022) referred to as a “requel,” which means it’s both a sequel and reboot. […]
Mortal Kombat II
Johnny ****ing Cage is the real reason to see this sequel. I’m pretty sure I’ve mentioned in my review of the first “Mortal Kombat” reboot that I’ve never played the game before, […]
