Wahlberg and Berry have an espionage of cliches. A movie with Mark Wahlberg and Halle Berry should be entertaining, but “The Union” isn’t much. It’s more forgettable and typical than it is […]
The Union
Jackpot
This action comedy bets and loses. 11 years ago, we got “The Purge,” which had the one day of the year when all crime, including murder, was legal. And you have until […]
The Instigators
This crime comedy runs out of cash. Besides the “Ocean’s Eleven” trilogy, Matt Damon and Casey Affleck have also appeared in other movies-together or separate-like “Interstellar,” “Good Will Hunting,” “Oppenheimer,” “Gerry,” and […]
Borderlands
Yet another video game movie that is a pile of butt release. “Borderlands” is based off a video game, and looks like if “Mad Max” and “Guardians of the Galaxy” had a […]
Trap
The concert’s a hit; the outcome’s a miss. M. Night Shyamalan’s “Trap” is a curious one at that. I’m sure us fans and non-fans of his work are curious to know what […]
Harold and the Purple Crayon
This needs less cliches and more colors. “Harold and the Purple Crayon” is a celebrated children’s book, published in 1955 by Crockett Johnson. I haven’t read the book, but I understand the […]
Deadpool & Wolverine
Big laughs, cameos, and showdowns between these two Marvel characters make this a fun satire. Ever since Disney bought out 20th Century Fox, it has been given that lame new name 20th […]
My Spy: The Eternal City
Questo seguito fa schifo. Translation: this sequel sucks. The first “My Spy” from 4 years ago was supposed to go to theaters, but got placed on Amazon Prime Video, thanks to the […]
Twisters
These tornados will definitely keep you in your seats. A decade ago, we had “Into the Storm,” which I hated and felt it was a bombastic version of the 1996 special effects […]
Longlegs
As horrifying and twisted as you’d expect. In the tradition of “Se7en” and “Silence of the Lambs,” here comes “Longlegs,” a movie that uses puzzles to find the true identity of the […]
