Don’t mess with this gold prospector. “Sisu” is a movie that plays like a low-budgeted version of “John Wick” meets “Inglorious Basterds,” because it uses no names that American audiences would know […]
Sisu
Ghosted
Don’t waste your bullets on this mess. “Ghosted” is the third film to have Chris Evans and Ana de Armas after the brilliant whodunit “Knives Out” and the awful action thriller “The […]
Mighty Morphin Power Rangers: Once & Always
This Netflix reunion special has more nostalgia than movie material. I’ve never even watched the “Mighty Morphin Power Rangers” TV show from the 90s, but my friend, who is a big fan, […]
Guy Ritchie’s The Covenant
As intense, thrilling, and emotional as war thrillers get. I was right when I said that “Guy Ritchie’s The Covenant” would be better than his last entry “Operation Fortune: Ruse de guerre.” […]
How to Blow Up a Pipeline
Give it up for the people trying to save the world from the polluting assholes! I apologize to the environmentalists for driving a car to work, but if there’s one thing I […]
Mafia Mamma
I spit on this mafia comedy. How could Toni Collette succumb to this amount of idiocy in the new crime comedy “Mafia Mamma?” How can she be so annoying, despite her previous […]
Renfield
A bloody good horror comedy, and there’s lots of blood. Unlike last year’s Marvel vampire bomb “Morbius,” “Renfield” doesn’t suck (pun intended); it drives a stake through its heart and has the […]
The Super Mario Bros. Movie
Bright and colorful, it’s a-go! I’m no gaming expert, but I have played a few Mario games in my travels, and really enjoyed the nostalgia trips along the way. Now, we have […]
Murder Mystery 2
Not a total piece of deux deux, but still not funny. The best thing I could say about the new Adam Sandler sequel “Murder Mystery 2” is that it’s not as offensively […]
A Thousand and One
This Sundance Grand Jury Prize winner features a mother and son story like no other. “A Thousand and One” is a near perfect movie about how a parent from a bad background […]
